Brian Steele

Nickname	Not got one
Date Of Birth	22/8/72
Place Of Birth	Edinburgh
Big Team	Anyone playing against Rangers
Wee Team	Haddington Ladies
Favourite Player Ever	Dee Hepburn in 'Gregory's Girl' or Shaun Wright-Philips
Position	Attacks from anywhere on the pitch, best kept away from his own box
Distinguishing Features	Small and blonde with stupidly large calf muscles (apparently), complete lack of any football kit
Lookalike	Joe 90, Garth out of 'Wayne's World' or ex-Ger Stephen Wright
Battlecry	An asthmatic wheeze as he twats the ball over the fence (again)
Claim To Fame	Only been to two proper football matches in his life
5s Appearances in 2005	6 out of 45 (13%)
5s Appearances in 2006	2 out of 43 (5%)

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