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Bruce Oshakuade
| Nickname | Oshak |
| Date Of Birth | 19/4/79 |
| Place Of Birth | Akure, Nigeria |
| Big Team | Arsenal |
| Wee Team | Rangers |
| Favourite Player Ever | Marc Overmars |
| Position | Striker |
| Distinguishing Features |
Proximity to the opposition goal, love of a good stepover, resemblance to a brick outhouse, slight aversion to passing, major aversion to folk shouting at him |
| Lookalike | Let's start the bidding with Emile Heskey .... |
| Battlecry | Lets his feet do the talking - unless he's losing the heid due to being shouted at! |
| Claim To Fame | First Real player to sport board shorts on a regular basis |
| 8s Appearances in 2010 | 7 out of 43 (16%) |