Chris Murphy

Nickname	Ryan may well have called Chris 'Crippy' the other night ' - 'It's cos he thinks he's a cripple', allegedly - but let's hold off on that one for a wee while longer
Date Of Birth	16/9/82
Place Of Birth	Enniskillen, Co. Fermanagh, Northern Ireland
Big Team	Celtic
Wee Team	Arsenal
Favourite Player Ever	Henrik Larsson
Position	Midfield
Distinguishing Features	Complete and utter lack of any replica football kit - he makes Simon look like Murray in that respect - and (I do believe) the first earring in Real history
Lookalike	According to Chris, it's John Cena - who, thanks to Google, is apparently both a WWF wrestler and a rapper - nae luck. Also thanks to Google, John Cena is apparently the double of window jumping Juve legend Gianluca Pessotto - again, nae luck.
Battlecry	Nothing we've understood so far
Claim To Fame	His 'guns', apparently - are Lothian and Borders' finest aware of this?
5s Appearances in 2007	14 out of 42 (33%)

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