Real Tuesday FC

Fats Kamel

Nickname	Wee Fahd or Fats
Date Of Birth	6/10/78
Place Of Birth	London
Big Team	Tottenham
Wee Team	Braids Utd
Favourite Player Ever	Zinedine Zidane
Position	Wherever speed, trickery and accuracy is required ... and height isn't!
Distinguishing Features	Speed over the ground, and proximity to it, plus a cheeky grin the size of a Volvo grille and a healthy dose of 'the patter'
Lookalike	Either clay footed Rangers 'messiah' Paul Le Guen or (as the good punters of Charlie's Bar in Ardrossan recently pointed out) Thierry Henry's wee brother - see exclusive, life size photo above
Battlecry	Varies between the aforementioned 'patter' and anything likely to wind up the opposition
Claim To Fame	Likely to be remembered as the most stylish Real player ever - though, to be honest, that's a bit like being remembered as the most stylish Womble ever ...
5s Appearances in 2008	21 out of 47 (45%)
8s Appearances in 2009	17 out of 46 (37%)
8s Appearances in 2010	2 out of 43 (5%)