| Nickname | Not sure Franco does nicknames | 
           
            | Date Of Birth | Let's start the bidding at 1975 | 
           
            | Place Of Birth | Mystery City | 
           
            | Big Team | Has sported Juve and Real Madrid shirts in the past 
              - maybe one of those? | 
           
            | Wee Team | Not sure Franco does wee teams | 
           
            | Favourite Player Ever | His Italy shirt has Luca Toni's name on the back, 
              so ... | 
           
            | Position | Defender or wide midfielder, though has been known 
              to steam forward on occasion | 
           
            | Distinguishing Features | Glass ankles, aura of mystery, self-confessed 'grumpy 
              bastard' demeanour, Azzurri shirt, goal line clearances to 
              make a bar football goalie blush | 
           
            | Lookalike | Will get back to you on that | 
           
            | Battlecry | A (mystery) man of few words | 
           
            | Claim To Fame | Most Internet-averse player in the history of Real 
              Tuesday (one hit on Google!) | 
           
            | 5s Appearances in 2008 | 9 out of 48 (19%) | 
          
            | 8s Appearances in 2009 | 7 out of 46 (15%) |