| Once netted 31 goals in a five-a-side match - and has
                        scored at both ends of Ibrox Stadium in a Cup Final.
 Owns a pet rabbit called Huggles - and declined a game
                        of 8s one Tuesday as it was Huggles' 5th birthday. They
                        did have carrot cake, to be fair.
 
 The Real's answer to Garry Kasparov.
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