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Greg Bissett
| Nickname | Feg or Bizet |
| Date Of Birth | 8/5/82 |
| Place Of Birth | Edinburgh |
| Big Team | Heart Of Midlothian |
| Wee Team | Edinburgh City |
| Favourite Player Ever | John Robertson |
| Position | Centre half or centre forward - and also pretty decent in nets thanks to his cricketing background |
| Distinguishing Features | Slow motion movement, 'Beyoncé behind', white boots, unique 'lie back and think of England' tackling style |
| Lookalike | Craig Revel Horwood out of 'Strictly Come Dancing' |
| Battlecry | Able to deploy a bewildering range of personalised nicknames while playing, with favourites including 'Greggy's!' (when he's going for a header) and 'STOOOO!' (when Big Stu has the ball) |
| Claim To Fame |
Named as one of the 'Naughty Nine' Scottish cricketers by the 'Scotsman' in 2007. Has been sent off at football for 'bending forward and showing his backside' (to quote the ref's report - the SFA slapped a £12 fine on Greg as a result, don't tell Graham The Ref!) Nearly always takes a souvenir home with him after a game - if we're a bib down or a fiver short, Greg is generally the culprit. |
| 8s Debut | 1/5/12 |
| 8s Appearances in 2012 | 18 out of 49 (37%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2013 | 42 out of 48 (88%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2014 | 0 out of 50 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2015 | 20 out of 51 (39%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2016 | 30 out of 50 (60%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2017 | 13 out of 49 (27%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2018 | 18 out of 46 (39%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2019 | 10 out of 50 (20%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2020 | 0 out of 18 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2021 | 1 out of 32 (3%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2022 | 2 out of 47 (4%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2023 | 1 out of 47 (2%) |
| Total Appearances | 155 |