Jon Moncur

Nickname	The White Defoe
Date Of Birth	9/3/70
Place Of Birth	Basingstoke
Big Team	Spurs
Wee Team	Norrie McCathie's 1998s
Favourite Player Ever	Glenn Hoddle
Position	Yet to make his 11s debut for the Real, but the smart money's on him being a nippy penalty box predator
Distinguishing Features	Spurs top, baldy napper, 'Lahndan' accent
Lookalike	Let's start the bidding with Jason Statham
Battlecry	A man of few words, though is prone to the odd 'Man on!'
Claim To Fame	Helps to print the legendary 'Leither'

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