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Jordan Allan
| Nickname | Joey |
| Date Of Birth | 16/6/89 |
| Place Of Birth | Edinburgh |
| Big Team | Everton |
| Wee Team | Hearts |
| Favourite Player Ever | Leighton Baines |
| Position | We're still working on that, but has done a shift at left back, left midfield and as a holding midfielder so far. Anywhere that will let him bomb forward, basically! |
| Distinguishing Features | Not much so far, bar a distinct royal blue tinge to his football kit |
| Lookalike | Actor Shawn Hatosy out of 'Public Enemies' and 'Southland' or a fat Dermot O'Leary |
| Battlecry |
Nothing so far |
| Claim To Fame | Has possibly the coolest job of any Real
player, ever - he's a trainee stonemason. Barred from ever travelling to Morocco ... probably! |
| Road To The Real | Mike Johnstone was (and maybe still is) a pal! |
| Debut Date | 6/9/11 |
| 8s Appearances in 2011 | 16 out of 49 (33%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2012 | 12 out of 49 (24%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2013 | 1 out of 48 2%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2014 | 0 out of 50 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2015 | 0 out of 51 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2016 | 0 out of 50 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2017 | 0 out of 49 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2018 | 0 out of 46 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2019 | 0 out of 50 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2020 | 0 out of 18 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2021 | 0 out of 32 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2022 | 0 out of 47 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2023 | 0 out of 47 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2024 | 21 out of 49 (43%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2025 | 6 out of 50 (12 %) |
| Total Appearances | 56 |