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Kevin Wallace
| Nickname | Kev |
| Date Of Birth | 10/5/67 |
| Place Of Birth | Edinburgh |
| Big Team | Celtic |
| Wee Team | Manchester United |
| Favourite Player Ever | Henrik Larsson |
| Position | Midfield enforcer or flying winger, the latter being his position of choice back in his rugby days. The original Sam Paulo, in other words! |
| Distinguishing Features | Baldy (and frequently bleeding) napper, football kit straight out of Johnny Cash's wardrobe, industrial tackling style |
| Lookalike | Apparently a dead ringer for Tom Hanks in his younger (and more hirsute) days - more like Alan Shearer nowadays! |
| Battlecry | Likes a good cackle when a pass goes astray, but, otherwise, there's just the dull thuds - like distant explosions - his tackles make as they find their targets |
| Claim To Fame | Went to school with Bill, the poor (old) sod! Also the first serious challenger for Lee's title of 'Saughton Salty Sea Dog' ... |
| 8s Appearances in 2009 | 12 out of 46 (26%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2010 | 36 out of 43 (84%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2011 | 34 out of 49 (69%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2012 | 28 out of 49 (57%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2013 | 23 out of 48 (48%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2014 | 42 out of 50 (84%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2015 | 33 out of 51 (65%) |