Malcolm Officer

Nickname	Malky
Date Of Birth	12/9/63
Place Of Birth	Montrose
Big Team	Celtic
Wee Team	Scotland
Favourite Player Ever	Peter Lorimer
Position	Left or right back, with occasional scampers up field
Distinguishing Features	Navy blue tracksuit, inability to turn up on time, comedy Teuchter accent
Lookalike	Raddled Richard Gere
Battlecry	"D'OH!"
Claim To Fame	Once bought a house on his Visa card
5s Appearances in 2004	3 out of 41 (7%)
5s Appearances in 2005	5 out of 45 (11%)
5s Appearances in 2006	6 out of 43 (14%)

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