| Nickname | Fyffie, The Glass Man | 
           
            | Date Of Birth | 5/4/74 | 
           
            | Place Of Birth | Singapore | 
           
            | Big Team | Leeds United | 
           
            | Wee Team | Dundee United | 
           
            | Favourite Player Ever | Nemanja Vidic | 
           
            | Position | No nonsense centre back, though looks like he'd make 
              a decent keeper, too | 
           
            | Distinguishing Features | Nothing so far (we have far too many baldy nappers 
              at 8s nowadays for his to count as a feature) | 
           
            | Lookalike | Let's start the bidding with Agent 47 out of the 
                'Hitman' video games or World Cup whistler Howard Webb | 
           
            | Battlecry | His chat during our 11s games is excellent, but he's 
              yet to come up with a battlecry of his own | 
           
            | Claim To Fame | Played football with Christian Dailly as a youngster 
                - 'obviously not enough football to get any skills' - and has 
                spent more time living in Singapore than he has in Scotland | 
           
            | 8s Appearances in 2014 | 25 out of 50 (50%) | 
          
            | 8s Appearances in 2015 | 2 out of 51 (4%) |