Real Tuesday FC

Mike Boyle

Nickname	Sheepy
Date Of Birth	18/1/72
Place Of Birth	Buckie
Big Team	Celtic
Wee Team	Buckie Thistle
Favourite Player Ever	Bobby Murdoch or Paul McStay
Position	Anywhere in defence (has put in good shifts at both right back and centre half) or attacking midfielder
Distinguishing Features	Mid-match moby usage, the Sheepy Shuffle as he prepares to embark on another mazy run up the pitch, long range rocket shots, repeated nutmeggery, Cockney accent
Lookalike	John Hartson, Northumbrian nutter Raoul Moat (deceased), a Sontaran out of 'Doctor Who' or management-era Paul Lambert
Battlecry	"It's not f*cking tennis - it's FOOTBALL - play it on the deck!" Either that or "Mar-vellous!"
Claim To Fame	Auditioning for Murray's debut gay p*rn flick at Peffermill, beheading a small boy while taking part in a 5s tournament at the Corn Exchange and injuring himself with a roll of cling film. Scared of urinals, too.
8s Debut	16/11/04 (est.)
5s Appearances in 2004	4 out of 41 (10%)
5s Appearances in 2005	25 out of 45 (56%)
5s Appearances in 2006	0 out of 43 (0%)
5s Appearances in 2007	0 out of 42 (0%)
5s Appearances in 2008	5 out of 48 (10%)
8s Appearances in 2009	3 out of 46 (7%)
8s Appearances in 2010	17 out of 43 (40%)
8s Appearances in 2011	34 out of 49 (69%)
8s Appearances in 2012	39 out of 49 (80%)
8s Appearances in 2013	28 out of 48 (58%)
8s Appearances in 2014	16 out of 50 (32%)
8s Appearances in 2015	38 out of 51 (75%)
8s Appearances in 2016	20 out of 50 (40%)
8s Appearances in 2017	14 out of 49 (29%)
8s Appearances in 2018	9 out of 46 (20%)
8s Appearances in 2019	1 out of 50 (2%)
8s Appearances in 2020	0 out of 18 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2021	3 out of 32 (9%)
8s Appearances in 2022	0 out of 47 (0%)
Total Appearances	256 (9th highest)

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