| Nickname | Swanny, Banjo, Swanitron or Big Gay Al (wee Dave can 
              explain the latter!) | 
           
            | Date Of Birth | 18/12/82 | 
           
            | Place Of Birth | Edinburgh | 
           
            | Big Team | Newcastle United | 
           
            | Wee Team | Lazio or Berwick 
              Rangers | 
           
            | Favourite Player Ever | Juve legend Pavel Nedved | 
           
            | Position | Looking like something of a midfield dynamo, though 
                it's early doors. His cricketing background also serves him well in goals - good 
                hands! | 
           
            | Distinguishing Features | Too early to say, though there are rumours that a 
              NUFC top was spotted on his debut (just before the own goal) | 
           
            | Lookalike | Pete's default answer is 'Harry Potter after laser 
                eye surgery' - but we can surely do better than that! Other suggestions so far include cue-wielding vampire Ray Reardon, 
                Welsh rugby star Stephen Jones and rug-munching chanteuse 
                k.d. lang ... | 
           
            | Battlecry | Nothing so far | 
           
            | Claim To Fame | Once kicked out of an international sporting event 
                for hooliganism - along with Real team mate Phil Robson! Pulled his fanny during our 11s game against Murrayfield Thistle 
                on 2/3/12 (after being on the pitch for fully five minutes). | 
           
            | 8s Appearances in 2009 | 14 out of 46 (30%) | 
           
            | 8s Appearances in 2010 | 5 out of 43 (12%) | 
           
            | 8s Appearances in 2011 | 14 out of 49 (29%) | 
          
            | 8s Appearances in 2012 | 18 out of 49 (37%) |