| Nickname |
Steesh, Weirdo, Diddy (as in Doddy Weir) |
| Date Of Birth |
16/2/72 |
| Place Of Birth |
Stirling |
| Big Team |
Rangers |
| Wee Team |
Stirling Albion |
| Favourite Player Ever |
Davie Cooper |
| Position |
Central defence or attacking midfielder |
| Distinguishing Features |
Black or grey cycling gear, the cunningly microscopic
Rangers logo on his otherwise nondescript shorts |
| Lookalike |
Vic Reeves |
| Battlecry |
Either 'Murder!' or 'Torture!', both often closely
followed by '... Bill!' |
| Claim To Fame |
Romantically entwined with Joan Burnie from the 'Daily
Record'. And her wee dug. |
| 5s Appearances in 2005 |
26 out of 45 (58%) |
| 5s Appearances in 2006 |
23 out of 43 (53%) |