| Nickname |
Wiggy |
| Date Of Birth |
10/11/66 |
| Place Of Birth |
Guildford, Surrey |
| Big Team |
Chelsea |
| Wee Team |
Glasgow Rangers |
| Favourite Player Ever |
Gianfranco Zola or Dennis Wise |
| Position |
A no-nonsense defender in the Scott Hook
mould |
| Distinguishing Features |
Nothing so far, bar his superb 'Lahndan'
accent! |
| Lookalike |
Let's start the bidding with Andre Agassi
(or possibly Andre Agassi's dad) |
| Battlecry |
Too many to mention, as he keeps the rants
coming for the full 90 minutes |
| Claim To Fame |
He is the Shalford
Vets' equivalent of Bill (the poor bugger!)
|